gor[b] Paul Gorbould: Words and Pictures

All she wants for Christmas…

My five-year-old daughter just composed the most wonderfully, charmingly modest Christmas wish list in history:

"Dad, I hope that for Christmas I get a turtle calendar, a candy cane, and new underwear!"

If I can't make this kid's holiday dreams come true, I'm gonna have to declare myself unfit. I'm sure next year's list will consist of 3,921 pieces of expensive, brand-name crap, but I'll dodge the bullets wherever possible. (Speaking of which, stop reading this post and go play Don't Shoot Your Eye Out!)