Cuba no

So, we made it back alive. Our family spent a fantastic week on vacation in Cuba - the first time the kids had been on an airplane, seen the ocean, or even left the country. Everything worked out dandy.

Since I’m too tired to come up with my usual scintillating repartee, I think I’ll hit you with a few pages from my Cuba family notebook. If children offend you, come back in a few days.

Top 10 Questions From My Vacationing Children, to Which the Answer is No:

Wolf egg1] Did you bring my ballerina constume?
2] Can you go back and get it?
3] Do wolves come from eggs?
4] Are there pandas in Cuba?
5] Does everyone in Cuba have to wear a wristband?
6] Do kids like rum?
7] Can I be a Cuban showgirl when I grow up?
8] Is Strawberry Shortcake on TV?
9] Is that girl’s bathing suit called a “zuchini”?
10] Can I take my pants off on the airplane?

Posted by: Paul Gorbould | 03-20-2007 | 12:03 AM
Posted in: Kids

2 Comments »

  1. This made me laugh. A lot. I wonder if kids realise that comedians would kill for material like this.

    Comment by LJP — March 20, 2007 @ 7:23 pm

  2. Thanks, LJP! All 10 were actually uttered by my wee ones. Those comedians should just have children.

    Or borrow mine.

    Comment by Paul Gorbould — March 21, 2007 @ 9:19 am

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