gor[b] Paul Gorbould: Words and Pictures

16May/072

I am now afraid of the moon

Over the past few months, I've finally got on the Battlestar Galactica train. I watched the original series when I was a kid, and even owned those Viper and Cylon Raider toys with Super Child-Choking Plastic Bulletsâ„¢. I was excited to hear about the new series, but I didn't get the Space Network so I sort of let it slide. Finally, a friend gave me seasons 1 & 2 on DVD, swearing up and down that I'd love it, and he was right. Fantastic show, as everyone knows.

But I didn't realize its influence until yesterday, when I read this post on Collision Detection. Someone at NASA apparently likes Battlestar Galactica so much that they're styling the next moon mission after it.

Check out this animated video pimping NASA's project to return to the moon:

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2fhVnTuxv4[/video]

Doesn't that look (and sound) just a little like the BSG opening? At first I thought this was a clever joke, posted on YouTube by someone who had recut the animation to look like BSG. But no, it's right there on NASA's site, on a page called A Vision for Space Exploration. You can find it on the right, under "Return to the Moon: The Journey Begins Now".

As a reference, here's the opening to Battlestar Galactica's second season:

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fKAk96xkl4[/video]

Look familiar?

NASA vs. BSG

The similarity is particularly noticeable when the music changes to the drumming bit at the end. And at around 1:00 into the NASA video, there's a fake camera movement exactly like they use on BSG. Clive Thompson hits the nail on the head with his assessment of the similarities:

Actually, what really cracked me up was how strangely threatening the video seemed. There's all this creepy, minor-key horror-movie music, combined with bleed-in text that ominously proclaims: "We took a giant leap ... we stopped ... we're going back." Then there's a shot of a lunar vessel approaching and impassively snapping pix through its single HAL-like eye. Then boom! It's all action, with a bunch of rovers thundering across the lunar surface like beetles while launch-ships swirl overhead, all set to unsettlingly thumpy action music. It feels precisely like the trailer to the upcoming Transformers movie ... except in this case the invading, marauding aliens are us. Why, yes, we humans are returning to the moon -- because we're gonna dismantle it and SLAUGHTER ANYTHING IN OUR PATH.

"And they have a plan." Perhaps we now know where the 13th Colony is going?

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16May/078

Thinking Blogger Award

I’m proud to say I’ve received my first blog award, such as it is.

Thinking Blogger Award

Matthew Caverhill of the wonderful pop culture blog Culture Kills… wait, I mean cutlery has awarded me the Thinking Blogger Award, and I couldn’t be more grateful, even with this accompanying text:

Gor[b]: Paul Gorbould is a digital archivist for the CBC, and having access to that much information warps a brain. That warping has resulted in an entertaining and thought-provoking blog.

I’ll take warped and entertaining any day! Here are the rules for the Thinking Blogger Award:

1. If, and only if, you get tagged, write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think.
2. Link to this post so that people can easily find the exact origin of the meme
3. Optional: Proudly display the ‘Thinking Blogger Award’ with a link to the post that you wrote.

I’m all for shiny badges, but the best part of this award is the opportunity to recognize five other bloggers who make me think. In the words of the meme's creator, "Please, remember to tag blogs with real merits, i.e. relative content, and above all - blogs that really get you thinking!"

I’m adding my own stipulation, that I’d like to avoid tagging anyone already tagged, nor mention those all-star mega blogs that everyone knows about anyways. And I’ve resisted the urge to choose the people I’m most fond of, or the blogs I read most often - though all five are tied to the Canadian media.

Denis McGrath's Dead Things on Sticks
Denis is a Toronto-based TV writer who writes not only for TV, but about TV. He gives an insider's view of the industry without being insiderish; his posts are long without being ponderous – and he's damned funny. Plus, the dude wrote Top Gun! The Musical. Now that's gotta be thought-provoking. I was late to discover Denis – he seemed to be on everyone else's blogroll, but I never got around to seeing what the fuss was about. Now I know. Nobody writes so effortlessly about Canada's role in the flood of American media… I sort of think that if he had been named the next chairman of the CBC, everything would be OK.

Joe Clark's Fawny.org
It's probably not easy sharing the name of a former (and brief) Canadian prime minister. But accessibility advocate Joe Clark has been so vocal online that he's managed to surpass his political namesake in Google rank. That's saying something. And Joe has a lot to say – from web accessibility to public spaces to architecture to the over-use of Arial, Joe is Toronto's harshest critic on… well, almost everything. He can be condescending, irascible, and sometimes downright irritating, but he's usually right. And he fights the good fight, for a more aesthetic and equitable environment, real and online.

Alphonse Ouimet's The Tea Makers
Ouimet – not his or her real name – became the stuff of legend during the 2005 CBC lockout. While management battened down the hatches in the PR war against its employees, one mystery manager broke the silence and blogged it like they saw it. Equally critical of management and unions, it became required reading for everyone even remotely interested in the CBC, and still is. It's always “an exercise in tough love”, and speaking frankly about your employer can be a challenge. But there's no questioning the fact that The Teamakers is about making CBC better.

Dan Misener's DanMisener.com
Dan is a producer for CBC radio who makes podcasts and satellite radio, plays in a band and started a local reading series called Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids. He doesn't blog terribly often, but when he does it's usually thoughtful and forward thinking. I'm not sure why we don't know each other.

John Gushue’s John Gushue…Dot Dot Dot
John works for CBC in Newfoundland, and his blog deserves a lot more recognition than it gets. When I started blogging, this was the blog I considered “best of show” for the crowd I run with. His quick and frequent updates suit the medium much better than the infrequent and overwrought style I developed; though his entries are not long, I always learn something new. Or something old – John shares my interest in history, as seen in his “Daily Dot” quick hits of today in history. Plus, he has a whole series of "A thought on", so I think it counts as thought provoking.

Congratulations to all five of you!

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