Paul likes to…

I posted this on my Facebook account a while back, but since I don’t have time for much blogging of late, I’m “repurposing” it here to amuse the few stragglers not already on FB. It’s a ridiculous time-waster, but amusing nonetheless:

Go to Google and type your name followed by the words “likes to”. Make sure you put the whole thing in quotes.

(Note: this isn’t some magic Google trick - you just look at the results that come up, and copy/paste the relevant text.)

Here’s my top 10:

1. Paul likes to chug.
2. Paul likes to listen to Jimmy Buffet while he looks up sports news.
3. Paul likes to be well-informed on world events - he subscribes to three newspapers.
4. Paul likes to be recognized for his efforts and prefers a leading role.
5. Paul likes to keep Katie guessing, Katie likes to keep Paul on his toes.
6. Paul likes to hooked cos he’s prey to the female, calls a girl “babycakes”.
7. When in Jakarta, the capital, Paul likes to stay at the Menara Peninsula Hotel.
8. In his free time, Paul likes to give attention to his family and enjoys travelling.
9. When not doing pastoral duties, Paul likes to spend time with his family and, like Martin Luther, enjoy some home brew.
10. Paul likes to say that he was “in the right place at the right time” when he was given the opportunity to acquire 42 venture capital and leveraged buyout fund positions.

Plus a few bonus:

As a songwriter, Paul likes to paint pictures with his words.

Paul likes to play fetch…with a beer bottle cap.

“Paul likes to test himself,” she says. “That’s what makes Paul run.”

When not studying the lower eukaryotes, Paul likes to run with the Genesee Valley Harriers.

Paul likes to entertain and requests two banqueting tables in every place he stops.

Paul likes to sing just about anything - low notes, medium notes, and high notes - he has a four octave range!

Paul likes to be in control. Tight control. It’s why he is prone to what he calls “tensions”.

Paul likes to play basketball, but he’s really bad at it.

That last one is especially true. The most interesting results come from people with names frequently given to pets or children.

Here’s what my pal Tessa got:

Tessa likes to nip you in the butt, … And, when in close proximity Tessa likes to butt her head against yours.

Very loving, Tessa likes to cuddle and doesnt mind being held down for a short amount of time…

Or Fergus:

Fergus likes to play with a little yellow ball filled with catnip.

Fergus likes to eat flies.

Fergus likes to sleep in a tight little ball most nights.

Posted by: Paul Gorbould | 05-14-2007 | 03:05 PM
Posted in: Teh Internets