Money can’t buy you spelling

So, my boss was in New York City last week to give a talk at a conference. His daughter is a Donald Trump fan, so he went into Trump Tower looking for souvenirs. Once she was taken care of, he skipped past the expensive clothes (and $100 steaks?) and found the least costly item available - this funny little souvenir fridge magnet, which he presented to me with the requisite implication that I should pack up my desk drawer:

Trump “Your Fired” magnet

“You’re Fired!” You know, Trump’s catchphrase from The Apprentice.

But look again. It doesn’t say “You’re Fired.” It says, “Your Fired.” Y-O-U-R… the possessive form of “you”, not the contraction of “you are.”

Trump Store bagAm I missing something?

Is there an Apprentice inside joke about misspelling The Donald’s famous catchphrase?

Perhaps it’s deliberately misspelled, to protect his effort to trademark the properly-spelled slogan?

Perhaps it’s the start of a different sentence, such as: “Your fired clay pot is ready, Mr. Trump”?

At first I wondered if it was some cheap NYC street vendor knockoff… but nope, check out the bag, left. The real deal.

I wonder if The Donald owns a 1970 Chevelle?

Posted by: Paul Gorbould | 06-13-2007 | 02:06 PM
Posted in: Blather

2 Comments »

  1. How about this:
    In Trump’s world, everyone eventually gets their turn to hear the word “Fired.” So, each of them has (possesses) a “fired” (past, present, or future).
    So, (ahem)…the Trump fridge magnet symbolizes the Fired you’re getting. You know, YOUR fired.

    :-?

    Comment by Chris — June 14, 2007 @ 10:28 am
  2. Very nice! Or, it could be that his boardroom cohorts take turns choosing who gets fired, as in, “Ivanka, it’s your fired next.”

    Comment by Paul Gorbould — June 14, 2007 @ 10:51 am

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