gor[b] Paul Gorbould: Words and Pictures

23Jun/081

Von Trapp Shooting

Got a corporate e-mail today with a delicious subject line:

Subject: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? shooting at CBC Toronto

Reading on, it's about the reality show clogging up our elevators again. But I read this subject line and thought of possible answers: By calling the cops? Hiding under your desk? Wearing a bulletproof vest? Man! Maria shooting at CBC really could be dangerous!

Maria von Trapp Shooting

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  1. “You’ll never take us alive you Nazi bastards!”

    This would be a much better ending. Nuns swiping the Nazi’s tommy guns instead of their carburetors. Lesil throws herself on a hand grenade. Maria doing twirls with two pistols and firing in time with the score. Awesome.


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