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		<title>Blogging guidelines, for real this time</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[After an abortive attempt at drafting up guidelines for how CBC'ers should and should not blog, the corp today released the real version of it's approach to employee blogging, Facebooking, podcasting and more.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After an <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2007/08/whose-blog-is-it-anyway/" title="gor[b]: Whose blog is it anyway?">abortive attempt</a> at drafting up guidelines for how CBC'ers should and should not blog, the corp today released <a href="http://www.assortednonsense.com/?p=6" title="Assorted Nonsense: CBC Releases Official Blogging (etc) Policy">the real version</a> of it's approach to employee blogging, Facebooking, podcasting and more.</p>
<p>It's called "Self-publishing and self-expression on the Internet", and - though not perfect - it is an eminently more sensible document. The tone is cautiously encouraging, and the bulk of it explains how existing policies - journalistic, IT and HR - affect what you do online.</p>
<p>Though I don't know of any bloggers who were consulted this time or last, the change in tone certainly reflects the <a href="http://www.insidethecbc.com/bloggingrules" title="Inside the CBC: CBC proposes approving employeesâ€™ personal blogs">lively conversation</a> that evolved last time around. I recognize a few bits of the text.</p>
<p>And I'm very much surprised to see the last bullet point referencing the <a href="http://cbcmanifesto.blogspot.com/" title="CBC Blogging Manifesto">CBC Blogging Manifesto</a>, which I helped create more than a year ago.</p>
<blockquote><p>- The CBC Blogging Manifesto that is referred to on Inside the CBC, the official  blog of the Corporation, and elsewhere on the Web, is not corporate policy or  guideline.  It was devised and adopted independently by a number of prominent  employee bloggers.  While not formally sanctioned, it nonetheless offers good  advice to those wishing to blog about CBC/Radio-Canada, or to those wishing to  carry out any similar self-publishing activity.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Whose blog is it anyway?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I donâ€™t mind CBC having a blogging policy.
I asked for one, more than a year ago, and got no answer. So did others.
I donâ€™t mind following blogging guidelines. After getting no answer from CBC, I helped write my own.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I donâ€™t mind CBC having a blogging policy.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2006/08/the-cbc-blogging-manifesto/#comment-61" title="gor[b]: Comments on background of CBC Blogging Manifesto">I asked for one</a>, more than a year ago, and got no answer. So did <a href="http://teamakers.blogspot.com/2005/10/bazay-on-blogging.html" title="Tea Makers: Bazay on Blogging">others</a>.</p>
<p>I donâ€™t mind following blogging guidelines. After getting no answer from CBC, I <a href="http://cbcmanifesto.blogspot.com/" title="CBC Blogging Manifesto">helped write my own</a>.</p>
<p>I donâ€™t even object to most of the line items in the â€œPersonal Blogging - Guidelines for CBC/Radio-Canada Employeesâ€ document that was <a href="http://www.insidethecbc.com/bloggingrules" title="Inside The CBC: CBC proposes approving employeesâ€™ personal blogs">leaked out</a> yesterday. A lot of them are common sense.</p>
<p>But I really, really resent the way this document came about. To wit: it was crafted behind closed doors, in secret, without any consultation with the people who know and care most about it, without any heed to industry best practices, without any transparency or public input.</p>
<p>Thatâ€™s a pre-lockout mindset, and it coughed up a Web 1.0 policy that makes everyone look foolish. And that, in my opinion, is more damaging than anything any CBC blogger has ever said or done.</p>
<p><strong>The document</strong></p>
<p>The CBCâ€™s blogging guidelines have not been officially distributed, although I have a copy of it. I suspect it wasnâ€™t quite ready for primetime, and a few people have probably had their long weekends ruined as a result of the leak. Especially after <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2007/08/03/cbc_bans_employee_bl.html" title="BoingBoing.net: CBC bans employee blogging without permission - no politics or causes allowed">it got BoingBoinged</a>.</p>
<p>Whatâ€™s the document say? After a preamble about the importance of the internet and the rise of blogging, the document states that blogging (and, of note, other self-publishing including podcasting) must be done according to the new guidelines, â€œif the content clearly associates them with CBC/Radio-Canada.â€</p>
<p>Nobody understands what that means. The document later states that:</p>
<blockquote><p>Blogs or websites which do not identify the bloggers as a CBC/Radio-Canada employee, do not discuss CBC/Radio-Canada and are purely about personal matters would normally fall outside these guidelines.</p></blockquote>
<p>The ambiguity over what counts as â€œassociatingâ€ yourself with CBC, and what counts as â€œdiscussingâ€ CBC is worrying, and perhaps purposeful. (If I list myself as â€œa journalist who works for a Canadian national public broadcasterâ€, is that identification? Couldnâ€™t you just look me up? What if itâ€™s on my CV? What if I accidentally mention that I was in an elevator with Luba Goy? Can I talk about the <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2007/03/washroom-disabled/" title="gor[b]: Washroom, disabled">bathroom stalls</a> any more? Can I review a <em>Dr. Who</em> episode?)</p>
<p>If you determine you might be associated with CBC or might talk about your employer, there are a number of bullet points to follow. And I have to say most of them are common sense, and simply reiterate the rules CBC journalists already have to follow. Conduct yourself in accordance with your contract, HR policies, and the <a href="http://www.cbc.radio-canada.ca/accountability/journalistic/">Journalistic Standards and Practices</a>. Donâ€™t waste CBC time or channels. CBC work belongs to CBC. And so on.</p>
<p>Thereâ€™s a little confusion over the edict to avoid partisan politics and â€œcontroversyâ€, but thatâ€™s all in the JS&amp;P already â€“ a worthy, sensible document, though it could use a little internet-age revision.</p>
<p>The part thatâ€™s going to raise hell is the twice-repeated claim that â€œto start and maintain a blog of this kind, you need your supervisor's approval.â€</p>
<p>I donâ€™t know if thatâ€™s legal, enforceable, constitutional or smart. Part of me wants to call a lawyer, call the union, call the <a href="http://www.eff.org/">Electronic Frontier Foundation</a> to find out. I did consult a professional ethicist who drafts policies like these for a living, and his first impression was not positive. (He <strike>promises to weigh in shortly</strike> <a href="http://www.businessethics.ca/blog/2007/08/bloggers-beware-new-rules-for-cbc.html" title="Business ethics blog:  Bloggers Beware: New Rules for CBC Employees">weighs in here</a> with some interesting points.)</p>
<p>But my point is that all these calls should have already been made â€“ by CBC, not by me.</p>
<p><strong>A year late</strong></p>
<p>See, the explosion of CBC employee blogging happened during the 2005 lockout, a time weâ€™d all rather put behind us. Simply put, on the street level PR front, CBC management got itâ€™s ass handed to it on a platter.</p>
<p>And to their credit they made some moves to get with the program: They launched an <a href="http://insidethecbc.com" title="Inside The CBC">official blog</a> and hired the most effective locked-out <a href="http://www.todmaffin.com" title="Tod Maffin">blogger</a> to run it. They cleared the path for official CBC blogs and made an extraordinary push into podcasting. They sent out RFPs for Web 2.0 tools for CBC.ca, explored TV shows with civic input. And they talked a lot about nimbleness, transparency and collaboration. You can argue about the results, but the ship seemed to be headed in the right direction.</p>
<p>I started blogging a few months later, and tried to find out what rules I needed to follow. I asked a manager, a union rep and other bloggers, and nobody knew. Not only was there no official policy, but it appeared (rightly) that none would be coming for a long time.</p>
<p>So a bunch of us got together to write our own guidelines. We called it the <a href="http://cbcmanifesto.blogspot.com/">CBC Blogging Manifesto</a> (mostly in jest) but really it was just a statement of principles, designed to clarify what we thought was important. It started with:</p>
<blockquote><p>Use common sense and don't do anything stupid. Blog to make the CBC better, not to kill it. There are plenty of others who want to do that for us.</p></blockquote>
<p>I guess the manifesto failed, though. Because what we really wanted was for CBC policy makers to read it and think of it as starting point when they eventually crafted an official policy. We hoped it would open the door to a conversation with people who care deeply about both blogging and the corporation. We hoped that maybe someday, someone might want to talk.</p>
<p>But they didnâ€™t.</p>
<p>Instead, exactly one year later, the management version leaked out, without any conversation at all. It came from somewhere within the Editor in Chiefâ€™s office (though I donâ€™t know if it came from the <a href="http://www.insidethecbc.com/burmanleaves" title="Inside the CBC: Tony Burman leaves the CBC">acting or outgoing EIC</a>) and it was distributed somehow (but not to bloggers) by my bossâ€™s boss, then leaked, then clarified as â€œguidelinesâ€ <em>[update: then <a href="http://www.insidethecbc.com/blogrules2">clarified</a> as "draft guidelines".]</em> I suppose if I ever receive it through official channels, Iâ€™ll have to toe the line, if anyone knows where it is.</p>
<p>I donâ€™t have a problem with that. Itâ€™s managementâ€™s right - they make the rules, and Iâ€™ll do what Iâ€™m told. I always do. But MAN! Talk about a wasted opportunity for some good PR, some good advice, and some goodwill.</p>
<p><strong>Outside the box</strong></p>
<p>Hereâ€™s what progressive companies do, the ones that understand technology, value employees and care about communication.</p>
<p align="left">They take risks, like <a href="http://www.sun.com/aboutsun/media/blogs/policy.html" title="Sun's blogging policy">Sun Microsystems did</a>.</p>
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<p align="left">Many of us at Sun are doing work that could change the world. We need to do a better job of telling the world. As of now, you are encouraged to tell the world about your work, without asking permission first â€¦. By speaking directly to the world, without benefit of management approval, we are accepting higher risks in the interest of higher rewardsâ€¦.The real goal isn't to get everyone at Sun blogging, it's to become part of the industry conversation.</p>
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<p>Being a part of the industry conversation seems like something CBC desperately wants.</p>
<p>Same thing <a href="http://www-03.ibm.com/developerworks/blogs/page/jasnell?entry=blogging_ibm" title="IBM blogging policy announced">happened at IBM</a> more than two years ago:</p>
<blockquote><p>IBM today is publishing an announcement on its Intranet site encouraging all 320,000+ employees world wide to consider engaging actively in the practice of "blogging". This move follows several years of persistent grassroots efforts by an informal community of IBM bloggers. Technical leaders like Sam Ruby, Grady Booch, Robert Sutor and business leaders like Ed Brill and Catherine Helzerman have played a very significant role in this effort by providing excellent models for other IBMers to follow. Behind the scenes, a small handful of technical innovators developed and deployed an internal blogging service that has grown in a period of just 18 months to just shy of 9,000 registered users spanning 65 countriesâ€¦.</p></blockquote>
<p>My godfathers, is the nationâ€™s broadcaster really less progressive with communications than Big Blue?</p>
<p>It has always shocked the hell out of me that in a corporation of 10,000 people, all focused on communications, there are less than two dozen who run blogs under their own names. Maybe now I know why. Maybe my wife was right, and I should have never stuck out my neck. I thought I had proved her wrong when CBC Communications said they liked my work enough to <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2006/09/not-tod-worthy/" title="gor[b]: Not Tod worthy">let me fill in</a> on the official CBC blog. Maybe not.</p>
<p>Maybe we should all blog anonymously, neatly sidestepping this policy. Then we can say whatever we want, like we did during the lockout. Lord knows that will reflect more positively on the corporation, right? We all saw what that world was like. Drive everyone underground and create a dozen little CBC Drones and <a href="http://teamakers.blogspot.com" title="The Tea Makers (anonymous management CBC blogger)">Tea Makers</a>.</p>
<p>Do we even need a policy? Has someone blogged the secret sauce recipe, and needs to be <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Armstrong#.22Dooced.22" title="Wikipedia: Dooced">Dooced</a>?</p>
<p>Or could we have just trusted people to use their brains and follow existing policies? Just days before his death, the late David Bazay, then CBC Ombudsman, <a href="http://teamakers.blogspot.com/2005/10/bazay-on-blogging.html" title="Tea Makers: Bazay on Blogging">wrote this</a> on the subject. (He was responding to an anonymous blogger.)</p>
<blockquote><p>If public broadcasters are to become bloggers I would hope that they would exercise their freedom of speech exactly the way they are compelled to exercise it within the CBC: with accuracy, fairness and integrity, with the responsible speech of CBC's Journalistic Standards and Practices that has helped make this place one of the great places in the world where the citizen can be well informed.</p></blockquote>
<p>That just about makes me want to cry. Whatever happened to those guys who trusted their employees and thought they might â€“ just might â€“ be able to inform people and reflect well on the corporation?</p>
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<p><strong>Update:</strong> <a href="http://www.insidethecbc.com/blogrules2" title="Inside the CBC: Blogging guidelines document was only a proposed early draft: CBC">According to</a> CBC acting Editor in Chief Esther Enkin, the document circulated was â€œan early draft of proposed policies" which was "inadvertently passed on". No specific corporate  policies relating directly to blogging are in effect, though other policies still apply. Blogging rules may be coming in the future, and they may take some of this reaction into account.</p>
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		<title>Gor[b] 1 year anniversary</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 04:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It occurs to me that it was a year ago this month that I began this foray into blogging. Every blogger I know marks such anniversaries with some sort of lame lookback or "clip show" of their highlights and lowlights - I'm not going to bore you with much of that, but I will pause [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/birthday_mayo.jpg" alt="Happy birthday, Chairman Mayo!" align="right" hspace="7" />It occurs to me that it was a year ago this month that I began this foray into blogging. Every blogger I know marks such anniversaries with some sort of lame lookback or "clip show" of their highlights and lowlights - I'm not going to bore you with much of that, but I will pause a moment, then move on.</p>
<p>My first actual blog <a href="http://chairmanmayo.blogspot.com/2006/06/welcome-to-chairman-mayo.html" title="Welcome to Chairman Mayo">post</a> came on June 18, 2006, on an anonymous test blog I created called <a href="http://chairmanmayo.blogspot.com/">Chairman Mayo</a>. Not much came of it, though it did launch my uneasy fascination with gazillionaire chairman <a href="http://www.mayoshattuck.net/">Mayo Shattuck III</a>. (Congratulate him too, I see he followed my lead and got his own web domain too. Once I build a nuclear reactor, look after Bin Laden's money and marry a cheerleader, we'll be even.)</p>
<p>Chairman Mayo lasted exactly three posts, after which time I realized there was no point in trying to maintain anonymity, and I stepped into the light under my own name. My first real blog <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2006/07/does-every-blog-start-with-welcome-to-my-blog/" title="gor[b]: Does every blog start with â€œWelcome to my blog?â€">post</a> was on July 11, 2006, a piddly entry called "Does every blog start with 'Welcome to my blog?'"</p>
<p>There have been some interesting steps and missteps along the way: <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2006/07/citizens-arrest/" title="gor[b]: Pwned!">pissing off</a> a Web 2.0 guru on day 10, <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2006/10/upgrading-the-blog-downgrading-my-lifespan/" title="gor[b]: Upgrading the blog, downgrading my lifespan">switching</a> to WordPress, co-authoring the <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2006/08/the-cbc-blogging-manifesto/" title="gor[b]: The CBC Blogging Manifesto">CBC Blogging Manifesto</a>, hammering out <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2007/01/infamous-last-words/" title="gor[b]: Infamous last words">a</a> <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2006/10/out-of-ideas/" title="gor[b]: Out of ideas">few</a> <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2007/03/of-dilligence-and-dullards/" title="gor[b]: Of diligence and dullards">obits</a>, <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2007/04/kyotoshopped/" title="gor[b]: Kyotoshopped">spoofing</a> my employer and blogging about <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2007/03/washroom-disabled/" title="gor[b]: Washroom, disabled">toilets</a>.</p>
<p>And here I am, exactly <strong>200</strong> posts later - better than a post every other day, which isn't so bad, plus another <strong>76</strong> posts for <a href="http://www.insidethecbc.com">Inside the CBC</a>. Also (though you'd never know it thanks to Akismet spam filtering) some <strong>20,936</strong> spam entries aimed at my blog comments fields. Check the ratio on that: more than 10 bits of crap targetted at every one bit of crap I crank out.</p>
<p>Another number that I appreciate: 483 legit reader comments, more than two per entry. I want to thank everyone who took the time to say their bit - they'll never admit it, but you have no idea how badly bloggers crave comments and feeback to justify their time expenditures. Thanks very much, and keep them coming.</p>
<p>Oh, and I still boast the tidy number of posts read by my wife: <strong>zero</strong>, and holding. That's probably a good thing too.</p>
<p>Here's to doubling all those numbers for next year, including the last one.</p>
<p>On that note, I'm hoping to pick up the pace a bit over the next few weeks. I've got a dozen ideas in draft form, and I'll be reintroducing a number of regular features I created in the early days of this blog. I'm kicking that off with a week-long series called "CBC Signage of the Apocalypse." Should be good fun. Thanks for reading!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the next week, I'll once again be at the helm  of the offical CBC blog, InsideTheCBC.com, while Tod Maffin is away. If you have any CBC-related ideas I should write about, please let me know.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For the next week, I'll once again be at the helm  of the offical CBC blog, <a href="http://www.insidethecbc.com">InsideTheCBC.com</a>, while Tod Maffin is away. If you have any CBC-related ideas I should write about, please <a href="mailto:paul@gorbould.com" title="e-mail Paul">let me know</a>.</p>
<p>I love this gig - what blogger wouldn't like to get paid for it? - but it has its amusing pitfalls. Last time I filled it, I got <a href="http://www.insidethecbc.com/no-photos-please-%e2%80%93-youre-liberal#comment-1131" title="Inside the CBC: comments on ">called</a> a "corporate lapblogger", and I believe the current description of the job is "strange arm's length sycophancy" (<a href="http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2601610644&amp;topic=2857" title="Facebook: CBC.ca: Needs a few good filters">link</a>, if you're on Facebook.)</p>
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Taking his cue from Stephen Harper, Canadian blogger Paul Gorbould touched down unannounced in Afghanistan  Tuesday to see first-hand what blogging is like in the war-ravaged country, and  to meet with Afghan mommy blogger Habiba Qarqeen.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>"I'm not here to boost my traffic," Gorbould tells reporters</em></p>
<p>Taking his <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/05/22/harper-afghanistan-070522.html" title="PM makes surprise visit to Afghanistan (CBC.ca)">cue</a> from Stephen Harper, Canadian blogger Paul Gorbould touched down unannounced in Afghanistan  Tuesday to see first-hand what blogging is like in the war-ravaged country, and  to meet with Afghan mommy blogger Habiba Qarqeen.</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/paul_in_kabul.jpg" alt="Paul in Kabul" /></p>
<p>The surprise two-day visit began Tuesday morning in the capital Kabul,  where Gorbould immediately live-blogged a cute anecdote about his children back  home, and wrote an item on the state of Afghanistan's toilets.</p>
<p>During an unattended news conference at the Kabul Circuit City, Gorbould  reaffirmed his commitment to posting meaningless polls and pontificating on the  minutia of CBC policies. He called the mission, "Canada's least important  foreign policy endeavour... but still."</p>
<p>He also reiterated his belief that Canadian blogging was "of universal  interest, and might inspire the people of Afghanistan to... um, improve."</p>
<p><strong>Motives questioned<br />
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Gorbould dismissed suggestions that his trip was a response to waning  site traffic, telling the empty room: "I'm not here because of Sitemeter. I'm  here because it's the right thing to do."</p>
<p>Gorbould's message won him accolades from all three of Afghanistan's  civilian bloggers: Qarqeen, whose 11-month old son Ahman has recently learned to  walk; university student and <em>Battlestar Galactica</em> afficionado Farooq Fahim, and  British hostage Wesley Anderton Jr.</p>
<p>"We appreciate this show of support from the Canadian blogging community,"  Fahim said. "We're just not sure why he's here. I mean, he seemed nice on the  internet, but we really could have done all this on MSN."</p>
<p>Qarqeen was more optimistic. "By tomorrow, or the next day, there will be  some pictures of Paul and Ahman and me on my Flickr," Qarqeen said. "And I've  friended him on Facebook."</p>
<p>"Get me the hell out before I'm beheaded on YouTube," added Anderton.</p>
<p>Gorbould has committed to blogging until at least the summer holidays. The  visit follows a week of heavy criticism about his sporadic and uninteresting  blog entries. A key theme of opposition attacks is that, in terms of his subject  matter, nobody gives a shit.</p>
<p><strong>Trip shrouded in secrecy</strong></p>
<p>In the 11 months he has been blogging, Gorbould has never been to  Afghanistan, nor has he in fact mentioned the troubled nation. He did write an  item about Kazakhstan once, in response to seeing the movie Borat.</p>
<p>Although Gorbould has given few travel details "for security reasons", he  wife has said she expects him back "pronto, or I'm taking the kids." She later  added, "He's such an ass."</p>
<p>Gorbould spared no effort to keep his surprise two-day trip shrouded in  secrecy. His wife says she found out when she found the box labelled "summer  sandals" open on the basement floor, and noticed the lack of dishes in the sink.  She says she's still not sure how to explain his absence to his three-year-old  daughter, who has begun asking where "the tall grown-up" is.</p>
<p>CBC coworkers similarly had no idea he was overseas. At 11:15 Tuesday  morning, his boss wandered by his desk and looked puzzled. By 3 p.m., his new  office chair had been "claimed" by another writer.</p>
<p>Messages to Gorbould's Hotmail account were not immediately answered.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iâ€™m  proud to say Iâ€™ve received my first blog award, such as it is.

Matthew Caverhill of the wonderful pop culture blog Culture Killsâ€¦ wait, I mean cutlery  has awarded me the Thinking Blogger Award, and I  couldnâ€™t be more grateful, even with this accompanying  text:
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Iâ€™m  proud to say Iâ€™ve received my first blog award, such as it is.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/thinkingblogger.jpg" alt="Thinking Blogger Award" /></p>
<p>Matthew Caverhill of the wonderful pop culture blog <a href="http://rantocracy.blogspot.com/2007/05/thinking-blogger-award.html" title="Culture Kills post on the Thinking Blogger Award">Culture Killsâ€¦ wait, I mean cutlery</a>  has awarded me the Thinking Blogger Award, and I  couldnâ€™t be more grateful, even with this accompanying  text:</p>
<blockquote><p> Gor[b]: Paul Gorbould is a  digital archivist for the CBC, and having access to that much information warps  a brain. That warping has resulted in an entertaining and thought-provoking  blog.</p></blockquote>
<p>Iâ€™ll  take warped and entertaining any day! Here are the rules for the Thinking  Blogger Award:</p>
<blockquote><p> 1. If,  and only if, you get tagged, write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you  think.<br />
2. Link to <a href="http://www.thethinkingblog.com/2007/02/thinking-blogger-awards_11.html" title="Thinking Blogger Awards">this post</a> so that people can easily find the exact origin of  the meme<br />
3.  Optional: Proudly display the â€˜Thinking Blogger Awardâ€™ with a link to the post  that you wrote.</p></blockquote>
<p>Iâ€™m all  for shiny badges, but the best part of this award is the opportunity to recognize five other bloggers who make me think. In the words of the meme's  creator, "Please, remember to tag blogs with real merits, i.e. relative content, and above all - blogs that really get you thinking!"</p>
<p>Iâ€™m  adding my own stipulation, that Iâ€™d like to avoid tagging anyone already tagged,  nor mention those all-star mega blogs that everyone knows about anyways. And  Iâ€™ve resisted the urge to choose the people Iâ€™m most fond of, or the blogs I  read most often - though all five are tied to the Canadian  media.</p>
<p><strong>Denis  McGrath's <a href="http://heywriterboy.blogspot.com/">Dead Things on Sticks</a></strong><br />
Denis is a Toronto-based TV writer who writes not only for TV, but about TV. He gives an  insider's view of the industry without being insiderish; his posts are long  without being ponderous â€“ and he's damned funny. Plus, the dude wrote <em>Top Gun!  The Musical</em>. Now that's gotta be thought-provoking. I was late to discover  Denis â€“ he seemed to be on everyone else's blogroll, but I never got around to  seeing what the fuss was about. Now I know. Nobody writes so effortlessly about  Canada's role  in the flood of American mediaâ€¦ I sort of think that if he had been named the  next chairman of the CBC, everything would be OK.</p>
<p><strong>Joe  Clark's <a href="http://blog.fawny.org/">Fawny.org</a></strong><br />
It's  probably not easy sharing the name of a former (and brief) Canadian prime  minister. But accessibility advocate Joe Clark has been so vocal online that  he's managed to surpass his political namesake in Google rank. That's saying  something. And Joe has a lot to say â€“ from web accessibility to public spaces to  architecture to the over-use of Arial, Joe is Toronto's harshest critic onâ€¦ well, almost everything. He can be condescending, irascible,  and sometimes downright irritating, but he's usually right. And he fights the  good fight, for a more aesthetic and equitable environment, real and online.</p>
<p><strong>Alphonse  Ouimet's <a href="http://teamakers.blogspot.com/">The Tea Makers</a></strong><br />
Ouimet â€“  not his or her real name â€“ became the stuff of legend during the 2005 CBC  lockout. While management battened down the hatches in the PR war against its  employees, one mystery manager broke the silence and blogged it like they saw  it. Equally critical of management and unions, it became required reading for  everyone even remotely interested in the CBC, and still is. It's always â€œan  exercise in tough loveâ€, and speaking frankly about your employer can be a  challenge. But there's no questioning the fact that The Teamakers is about  making CBC better.</p>
<p><strong>Dan  Misener's <a href="http://www.danmisener.com/">DanMisener.com</a></strong><br />
Dan is a  producer for CBC radio who makes podcasts and satellite radio, plays in a band  and started a local reading series called <a href="http://www.danmisener.com/read">Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids</a>. He doesn't blog terribly often, but  when he does it's usually thoughtful and forward thinking. I'm not sure why we don't know each other.</p>
<p><strong>John  Gushueâ€™s <a href="http://johngushue.typepad.com/blog/">John Gushueâ€¦Dot Dot Dot</a></strong><br />
John works for CBC in Newfoundland, and his blog deserves a lot more recognition than it gets. When I started blogging, this was the blog I considered â€œbest of showâ€ for the crowd I run with. His  quick and frequent updates suit the medium much better than the infrequent and  overwrought style I developed; though his entries are not long, I always learn  something new. Or something old â€“ John shares my interest in history, as seen in  his â€œDaily Dotâ€ quick hits of today in history. Plus, he has a whole series of  "A thought on", so I think it counts as thought provoking.</p>
<p>Congratulations to all five of you!</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read a great story today, accompanied by a greater picture, about a real estate dispute going on in Chongqing, China. The house in this picture is referred to as the "nail house", because it's so hard to remove.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I read a great story today, accompanied by a greater picture, about a real estate dispute going on in Chongqing, China. The house in this picture is referred to as <a href="http://time-blog.com/china_blog/2007/03/nail_house.html" title="Time-blog: Nail House">the "nail house"</a>, because it's so hard to remove.</p>
<p><img src="http://time-blog.com/china_blog/nailhouse01.jpg" title="Nail house from Time-Blog.com" alt="Nail house from Time-Blog.com" align="left" height="187" hspace="7" vspace="3" width="250" />It seems that while 280 neighbours sold their land to this real estate developer, one family is holding out - for a rumoured $2.5 million (a different article claims the owner is <a href="http://www.virtual-china.org/2007/03/another_chinese.html" title="Virtual China on the ">demanding an apartment</a> of equivalent size in the new building.) They've been without water or power for two years. If you check out the first link, be sure to read the comments - there's not as much sympathy for the owners as one might expect.</p>
<p>The blog Peering Into The Interior has transcribed an <a href="http://venture160.wordpress.com/2007/03/22/interview-with-chinas-most-incredible-holdout/" title="Peering Into the Interior blog on nail house">interview with Ms. Wu Ping</a>, who owns the holdout property, including some spectacular photos. And check out <a href="http://www.virtual-china.org/2007/01/shanghais_stron.html" title="Nail house in Shanghai">this link</a> for a picture of what happens when a "nail house" holds out forever.</p>
<p>What's interesting about this story is that it's both universal - fights between developers and property owners happen everywhere - and peculiar to China, where for the first time since 1949, legislators are debating <a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/03/08/news/china.php" title="International Herald Tribune: China considering property protection">protecting personal property rights</a>. (All land in China is the property of the state.) The issue is so sensitive that the influential independent biweekly Chinese business magazine <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caijing" title="Wikipedia on Caijing"><em>Caijing</em></a> was mysteriously <a href="http://www.haiguinet.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?p=1092394#1092394" title="China Magazine Is Pulled As Property Law Looms (From the Wall Street Journal but reprinted at www.haiguinet.com)">pulled from the shelves</a>.</p>
<p>Ah yes, that's Chinese media, old school.</p>
<p>China may be making strides to open up, but it's got a long way to go - particularly on the internet. Of the seven links I posted above, four have been censored and are unavailable in China.</p>
<p>In his very amusing post Me vs. the World, <a href="http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/03/17/me-versus-the-world/" title="Sinister Dan's blog on China web access for blogs">Sinister Dan</a> points to a site called the <a href="http://greatfirewallofchina.org/test/" title="Test URLs to see if they are available in China">Great Firewall of China</a>, which lets you plug in a URL to see if it's reachable inside China.</p>
<p>He even extended the courtesy of checking my blog, and found that it has not been censored:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/gorby_in_china.jpg" alt="gor[b] in China" /></p>
<p>In typical fashion, STD explains my blog access as follows:</p>
<blockquote><p>Since Paul works for the CBC, this was actually fairly predictable. One centralized tool of cultural oppression could hardly pick on the employee of another.</p></blockquote>
<p>His blog, on the other hand, is blocked. His best guess is that he made an earlier post containing the phrase "<a href="http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/02/02/this-is-not-really-a-post/" title="Sinister Dan on China">Mao was a Stupid, Fat Hobbit</a>".</p>
<p>Now, I may be a tool of cultural oppression (hell, that might get put into my Technorati blog description!) but I did once mock up a photo of <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/2006/07/chairman-mayo-2/" title="gor[b]: Chairman Mayo">Mao on a jar of mayonnaise</a>. But I guess that's OK in the new China.</p>
<p>Getting blocked seems to be a bit of a badge of honour - I'll have to come up with something more offensive, so I can get the big red boot. Or perhaps I can try to see how long I can hold out, like good old Ms. Wu, and become a "nail blog".</p>
<p>Not that it matters - I don't seem to get much traffic from China. In the past 24 hours I've had visitors from Kuala Lumpur, Madrid, Sao Paulo, Utrecht, Almaty, Victoria, Limburg, Poznan, Istanbul and Nantes, but nothing from the People's Republic. I long for the opportunity to disappoint that fifth of the world as well.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A brief prayer of thanksgiving to the tech gods before I resume my usual blather (and no, this isn't one of those "sponsored posts" - ick.)
Akismet, an indispensable spam-catcher for blogs, has now protected my blog from exactly 3,000 form spam comments - spambots that attempt to post junk messages in the comments area of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://akismet.com/i/days-2.jpg" title="Akismet graphic" alt="Akismet graphic" align="right" height="108" hspace="7" width="234" />A brief prayer of thanksgiving to the tech gods before I resume my usual blather (and no, this isn't one of those "sponsored posts" - ick.)</p>
<p><a href="http://akismet.com/">Akismet</a>, an indispensable spam-catcher for blogs, has now protected my blog from exactly 3,000 form spam comments - spambots that attempt to post junk messages in the comments area of this blog and others.</p>
<p>Sometimes these are obvious spam, like you get in your e-mail - links to porn sites, diet pills, etc. Sometimes they are more clever - the comments say something like, "Great information! I like your site design" - but the user name links back to a spam website. Sometimes they contain rather racy (and sometimes funny) jokes, then a link to spam.</p>
<p>Akismet is a filter that comes with WordPress which recognizes these comments as spam, and quarantines them for you. As you verify whether or not something is really spam, it learns from your decisions and becomes uncannily accurate.</p>
<p>According to their <a href="http://akismet.com/stats/" title="Akismet stats">official stats</a>, Akismet has caught almost one billion spams (and, on the down side, 53 million legitimate messages.) Their numbers indicate that 95 per cent of all comments are spam.</p>
<p>On my site, Akismet has a better success ratio: Of the 3,000 comments it caught, perhaps 10 were not spam, and it allowed perhaps three spam comments onto my blog. And those were early on - it doesn't make many mistakes any more (though it seems to frequently mark <a href="http://peterjanes.ca/blog/" title="Petroglyphs blog">Peter J</a>'s comments for moderation because he often includes multiple links, which I appreciate.)</p>
<p>(By the way, Maxpower has a very interesting blog post about what happens when Akismet incorrectly <a href="http://www.maxpower.ca/teaching-akismet-part-1-i-am-good/2006/04/11/" title="Teaching Akismet Part 1: I am Good">thinks you are a spammer</a> and sends you to "spam jail" - and how this knowledge could be used for evil.)</p>
<p>In the meantime, I'm afraid you'll continue to miss out on entries like the following, which were repelled today:</p>
<blockquote><p>penus enlargement<br />
veagra<br />
farmacology<br />
Hi.. like your sit, congrats !!<br />
huyaks<br />
services of the lawyer<br />
22 lady leg plus<br />
sexy ebony hoe<br />
womens coolmax underwear<br />
Please, do not delete the given message. Money obtained from spam will go to the help hungry to children uganda<br />
Intresting information about teeny angels model.<br />
The bass head tab talking<br />
Eye of adult female furry art<br />
Your guestbook is example of middle-class guestbooks. Congratulation!<br />
Just Who Has Strong Heart Can Enter This Wonderful Siteâ€¦WWERAW<br />
Approved articles about topless totty.</p></blockquote>
<p>But I'm sure you can find other sites for that without much difficulty.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 16:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess who's back
Back again
 Ouimet's back
Tell a friend.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://teamakers.blogspot.com" title="The Teamakers"><img src="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/ouimet_eminem.jpg" title="Slim Ouimie" alt="Slim Ouimie" align="left" hspace="7" vspace="3" /></a>Guess who's back<br />
Back again<br />
<a href="http://teamakers.blogspot.com" title="The Teamakers"> Ouimet's back</a><br />
Tell a friend.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got burned by a colleague today. I came back from lunch to find this photocopy of a New Yorker cartoon sitting on my desk:</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/bloggers_without_borders.jpg" alt="bloggers without borders" /></p>
<p>So I glance it over, and I'm immediately surprised to see mention of the CBC. Most American media don't know we exist, and their reading public certainly don't.</p>
<p>Then I read the rest - weird smells, raccoons... HEY! That's stuff <em>I</em> write about!</p>
<p>For a full five seconds, I contemplated the absurd possibility that a cartoonist had chosen my lame blog to typify all lame blogs... and then immediately realized I'd been had. It is, as should be obvious to anyone less vainglorious and feebleminded, a doctored caption. The original read as follows:</p>
<blockquote><p>"You want my latest opinion about the President? How about my opinion of Japanes enzyme baths. Or breakfast wraps - you need to hear what I have to say about breakfast wraps!"</p></blockquote>
<p>She matched the font all right, though the missing endquotes should have tipped me off. The best part about it is that, for all my efforts at <a href="http://www.gorbould.com/blog/index.php/photoshopping/" title="gor[b]: photoshopping samples">photoshopping</a>, this gag was done the old fashioned way, with scissors and scotch tape. Can't beat the classics.</p>
<p>But <em>I will</em>, colleague. I will.....</p>
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