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Which system annoys you most?

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Polls Archive

What does this orange mark mean?

  • You must be this high to work here (39%)
  • Lamest graffiti tag ever (25%)
  • This sign to be fixed (11%)
  • Underground cables buried in this sign (8%)
  • This building to be demolished (8%)
  • Picketers must stay above this line (8%)

Total Votes: 36

Why is stuff falling from the skies?

  • Cities are aging (27%)
  • What goes up... (27%)
  • We have it coming (20%)
  • Shoddy construction (13%)
  • Gravity is increasing (10%)
  • More exciting commutes! (3%)
  • Shoddy inspection and repair (0%)

Total Votes: 30

What's an "inappropriate" use of the CBC disabled washrooms?

  • Reading the National Post (30%)
  • Writing on wall: "For a good time call Luba Goy" (23%)
  • Growing hydroponic weed (7%)
  • Situps (7%)
  • Being able bodied (7%)
  • Rehearsing for Canadian Idol audition (7%)
  • Filling in Alliance Atlantis job application (7%)
  • Practicing Rex Murphy impressions in mirror (3%)
  • Sexual relations with coworker (3%)
  • Replacing scratchy, industrial toilet paper with actual kittens (3%)
  • Sexual relations with self (3%)
  • Fencing stolen studio equipment (0%)
  • Replacing scratchy, industrial toilet paper with kitten-soft Royale (0%)
  • Taking less than the union-allotted 15 mins. (0%)

Total Votes: 30

Next celebrity encounter I should write about?

  • A cursing Tom Cruise (33%)
  • David Suzuki, my roommate (30%)
  • Being photographer for Billy Ray Cyrus (16%)
  • When I was assistant to Mr. Dressup (14%)
  • Enough already. Make it stop! (6%)

Total Votes: 63

What alternate title should I have used for this post?

  • Ritz: a box for rich crackers (42%)
  • Putting Up With The Ritz (25%)
  • Putting Up The Ritz (21%)
  • Living in the sky with diamonds (8%)
  • Looking down on us (4%)

Total Votes: 24


 


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  1. Sorry Paul @ co. I’m trying to figure out how to use this internet thing and this is the only way I can contact you. (Paul that is). Like I said i don’t have an e-mail address so you can post a message here Paul if you’ve figured out who I am. Bye the way…I may never be able to find my way back to this web page again…take care and positive vibes…(sincere appologies for misusing the purpose of this site- the uneducated are desparate!)

  2. Hi, I really apreciated this website! Thanks

  3. Just stopped by to visit and got the crunch on your stuff in here – bravo!

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